February 2012
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Everyone in Rochester MN is giving me the death glare.
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One time I had a dream where I was Michael Cera in the movie Juno and Ellen Page gave birth to a kitten. We both breathed sighs of relief because we don’t like children under 2 years old and thought nothing strange of the situation at all.
Psychologists what does this mean?
“The axle on my car has snapped and become worthless. Just like Guns N Roses.”
– Sina Amedson
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I may or may not have had a verbal argument with myself debating whether or not to buy a milkshake with my fast food when I have ice cream at home.
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Vimeo plot synopsis
a short film about flowers/animals/objects going in and out of focus
I am a sell-out for shooting a commercial on cheesy denim patches, but I shot it on a DSLR and the denim shots and brick building shots had no moire or nasty aliasing. If that’s not camera wizardry I don’t know what is.
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17-year-old actress's mom: I try to be on set with my daughter when I can. It's just so nerve-racking knowing that she meets tons of strangers every day.
Producer: Oh don't worry, the crew for this shoot is made of exceptional people.
Sound guy Ben: (Just walking in) Hey Keith, wanna do a load of blow in the laundry room?
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Rant time
Bobby Z hired some kiddies to shoot a documentary about his life and everything is 24fps with a 1/30 shutter speed and it all looks like garbage. I know nobody cares but I have to rant.
I work my fucking ass off on 19-hour work days to make a living and these kids suck at their jobs and make good money. What should I be doing differently?
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Anonymous asked: Mr. Show will always reign supreme.
My stereotypical preacher’s daughter friend/ex-neighbor got married today and for some reason I’m just weirded out by the fact that she’s probably having sex.
RIGHT. NOW.
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Want to hear a funny joke?
Q. How much does Bobby Z, drummer of Prince, pay the director of photography for a night of documentary work?
A. NOTHING because it’s for a charity event with the American Heart Association.
EL EM AY OH.
Oh well free food.
Why are the dumbest fucking people in charge of...
Anonymous asked: The WKUK is such a delicious show.
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This whole “constant wanderlust” is getting expensive. Anyone want to pay my Visa bill this month?
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Actor: How do you stay so awake and alert all day?
Me: Really glitchy electro music-
Actor: Like LMFAO? I love LMFAO
Me: Glitchy electro and HOMICIDE.
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Some people go into “private browsing” when they’re about to look at porn. I go into “private browsing” when I’m about to look up Five Finger Death Punch on youtube.
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Why do my dreams have a Lamb of God soundtrack?
It takes a LOT to piss me off and I only actually show the emotion of being mad once every two years, but this is just a warning that I am in ANGER TORNADO mood right now.
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Click this link, then wonder if Charles Manson has... →
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Landlord issues
I’ll probably have to take some sort of legal action to get my security deposit back from one of my old roommates (who paid the original $1600, then other roommates paid him to make it even).
Option 1. My landlord pays the money directly to me since I have check scans proving that I paid for the deposit. If Kevin, the other roommate, decides to sue the case gets thrown out in 10 minutes...
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I just found some microwave burritos in the...
I got a little excited. That’s when you know you’re broke.
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Later this month I’m doing a video project for the drummer of Prince and a 4-time Oscar winner is going to edit it together. Now where was I going with this? Oh yeah, I’ll probably eat rice for the rest of the week because I am BROKE.
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WatchYou know what? This song became popular in the 2003 Mitsubishi commercial and I think it has been stuck in my head ever since. Nine years.
Is there anything worse than people who send you mobile Youtube links?
Anonymous asked: My mom doesn't have a credit card or else I'd totally steal it for you.
I'm beginning to hate my landlord.
Last night I tested the oven in my new place and there was no heat. I sent a text to the landlord saying that the oven doesn’t work, but all the stove burners do work. He told me to call Centerpoint (the gas company about it). I told him it’s not a gas issue and restated that the burners work. No response. Last night I diagnosed it and found out the oven put just enough strain on the...
Anonymous asked: You should take a minivacation to temporarily forget your feeling sad and out of place.
I want to cook a lot of waffles, but first I have to clean up from all the food I made for lunch.
Mega first world problems.
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I’ve been feeling really strange and sad and out-of-place in life lately and the fact that Asteroids Galaxy Tour’s new album kind of sucks and Mette got rid of her bangs doesn’t help at all.
